Professional SEO Services & Consulting Company

We maximize ROI to lead your business at the top

We are an organic SEO service and consulting company. We do search engine optimization for your organization with the help of our array of tools.

We develop a reformist strategy with the extensive research of long and effectual keywords tails, combine with the off-site and on-site optimization and include the essence of content marketing. We offer a complete package on customized SEO with the single goal- maximization of ROI, increase of PPC and growing of our client’s business.

Why are we different from the other SEO Companies?

Transparency in all the facet of our work is our strength as well as our goal. We strive to offer only the best and ready to edit our work until the client and we both are fully satisfied. We believe that perfection is a word only to the dictionary. Therefore, we continuously improve and update our own work and maintain our top position. We understand the importance of time and maintain the deadline strictly without compromising the quality of our work.

We will not feed you tough terminology to impress. We believe an educated and well-informed client is much better than a simply impressed client is. We communicate and educate you about our services, our working culture, ifs, and buts, value proposition and we actually hear the client patiently.

We trust in working together because our success depends on our client’s success. We encourage our client to review, evaluate and discuss with an open end so that we together can create a sensation in the digital marketing.

We follow the sacred mantra “together we perform, together we succeed.” We do not overawe you with SEO technical jargon.

What we offer in our SEO Package?

• Strategy making
• Site Review and Initial assessment for the work needed
• Brief evaluation and SEO estimation
• Keyword tracking and analysis
• Search Engine ranking of client’s website and competitor’s website
• Regular analysis and updating
• Project Communication
• PPC Management
• Google Map Optimization
• Search Engine Marketing
• Content creation, blogs, and content management
• Conversion optimization
• E-mail Marketing
• Responsive website

How we module our SEO campaign for you?

Our SEO campaign is pre-defined, progressive, structured and well implemented. We follow every step carefully and keep on evaluating our progress to ensure the maintenance of high quality of works without overlapping.

We structure our whole SEO campaign in these six steps:

Reviewing, researching, and Analyzing:  We first review your business in depth, research and do SWAT analysis, and search for the optimal keyword suitable exclusively for your business.

Design Strategy and decide milestones: After researching and analyzing, our team decides the most optimal strategy to improve your profile. We then set a strict deadline for your top ranking.

Implementation: We implement the designed strategy with optimization rudiments and set up a lead-tracking system to keep an eagle eye on the progress.

Final Finishing: We compile all our strategies and execute on-going and off-going site task along with auditing.

Auditing: Our work does not end with the execution of the task. We are continuously auditing and analyzing data to understand the performance and to identify the flaws.

Updating and Improving: The technology is changing at a fast pace. The SEO technology is regularly improving and getting crisper. We follow every new technique of SEO and update our work as per the trend and demand.

Our in-house team consists of SEO experts, web designers and developers, content marketing experts, copywriters, editors, and wordsmiths.

Hire us if you are

A Small size business or a startup: We know that your need is compact, your budget is tight and your expectations are high. We offer our cost-effective tool to create a strong online presence for your business. We customize our services as per your current need and keep on adding services as and when required for ROI generation.

A Mid-Size Business or almost established: It is evident that you need SEO services that help your business to grow more and increase the revenue and online presence as well. We understand the challenges associated with your online impression. We apply the most suitable SEO tools to help you become the market leader. We respect your market position and thrive for ranking it high above.

A Big Business House: Your biggest challenge is to maintain your position and market impression. You have to safeguard your business from the competitors as well as the mid-size business venture. We know that at this stage, you are at stake and you want an SEO service that only performs best and maintain your online reputation and branding. We provide innovative SEO solution exclusively for you.

Hire our SEO service and see your venture gearing up.

Digital Marketing Services Company

We make Industry Leaders

We are the medium to gear up your success and convert your simple venture to the talk of the town.

Whether you are a new businessperson or have a company with promising features, we take the responsibility to turn your business into a titan. We ensure your business ranking always above your competitors and the heavy flow of positive customers towards your website.

We build a digital marketing excellence for you and safeguard your business reputation with the help of our smart maneuvers and tackling digital marketing techniques.

What exactly we do:

Digital Strategy Management:

A proper strategy is a key to the successful business. We make a digital marketing strategy for your business. We take care of every nuisance, every glitch and create a powerful digital campaign.

Digital Branding:

The Brand always sells. One that appears everywhere is the one that is recognized and successful. We strongly believe in influencing people with the prevailing brand image. We identify your USP, present it in front of the digital market with constructive clamor and impeccable info-graphics, do a SWAT analysis of your business and offer the optimal solutions to improve every small and big weakness.

SEO Package: Without the impressive SEO services, the branding of the business is not possible in the digital media. We provide a whole SEO package including SEO, SME, GMO, content writing, and audits. Our SEO experts offer “long tail SEO keyword research, SEO lead generation, SEO audit and SEO implantations.”

E-Mail Marketing: It says, if the customer cannot reach you, it is better to reach the customer at their home. E-mail marketing ensures the high reachability and larger horizon impact. We offer e-mail marketing campaign for your business, take care the PR and newsletter management, Indulge in e-mail marketing automation. Our designers help design customized e-mail template. We do list management and data analysis as well as social media branding and the regular email marketing audit.

Social Media Management:

We have an exclusive social media management service. We plan social media strategy for your business and focus on social retargeting advertising management. We do regular social media audit to check validating of our services and monitor briefly about to take your social media reputation on a new high. We create awareness of your brand and influence people’s mind toward your products.

SEM services: SEM is an integral part of SEO. We do PPC (pay per click) audit to check the performance of the company online. We also enable our customers for the Pay-per-click advertisement management services. We help you analyze the profitable ad spending money over Facebook and other social media sites including Google. We keep on refreshing our work and make it trendy and according to the new technology and new demand.

WordPress Website Development Service: We provide a responsive, SEO friendly and secure WordPress Website services. We include free security tools with the maximum turnaround of a 1-2 week. Our services are economical and customized to serve you as per your requirements.

Digital PR: Press (traditional and digital) has a great impact on the consumer’s mind. They influence the daily decision of the consumption of a product and the brand. Our expert team is always ready to evaluate your media reputation. We are quick and innovative to design product review campaign and the comprehensive visibility campaign for your brand.

We are worthwhile because

• We are available round the clock to hear you and communicate with you.
• We offer an array of service at the much cheaper price without the compromise of services.
• We know and have gained expertise in digital marketing management.
• We believe in saving money and time without reducing our effort.
• We offer the finest services every time without fail

We are passionate about innovation and we integrate the reliable technology with the customer-centric approach to creating masterwork in the field of digital marketing services. We are disciplined, flexible, agile and expert in what we do.

We create sensational branding with the help of data analysis, SWOT analysis, Customer trend and buying pattern analysis and continuous reading of market fad and craze. We mix technology with the innovation and design the best-suited digital marketing solution.

WordPress Development Services Company

We Build a Responsive and Valuable WordPress Solution

We are a pro to build a compatible Wordpress service for all the business models. We offer services to all industry verticals and every size organization. We are experts in following traits:

• ·        CMS based WordPress Web Development
• ·        PDS to WordPress Conversation
• ·        WordPress Module installation
• ·        WordPress System Design
• ·        WordPress Template Customization
• ·        WordPress Plug-ins Development
• ·        WordPress Content and Blog Management
• ·        WordPress Maintenance and Updating
• ·        WordPress Hosting Services
• ·        Custome WordPress Development

WordPress is a budding platform for new and old, startup or established business enterprises. It is an open source system with multiple extensions and plug-ins, attractive template based framework with a functional administrative dashboard. The podium is not limited to typography, but now every business person uses the platform to display its business and increase the revenue. It has now developed into an efficient e-commerce website. 

How Can We Help You?

No two businesses are the same and neither their requirements. No matter, you have just entered into the e-Commerce sector or have your roots established, you need a WordPress developer to provide your business a customized structure.

We have a team of developer with vast experience and know exactly how to fulfill your requirements on WordPress. We develop a fully customized WordPress as per your need. We are proficient in handling soaring web traffics and traffic glitches.

Apart from hardcore WordPress Development, we provide added services like:

Protection against Spammers: Spamming and viruses are the biggest threat to spoil your WordPress reputation in no time. Our developers are ready even during the off hours to keep your WordPress Website out of spams. We instantly delete the spammer’s account and regularly update the website. We help you for the smooth functioning of the WordPress Website 24*7.

W3C Compliant structure: To maintain the high quality of the Wordpress website, we provide W3C compliant structure to your WordPress account. We strive to use the full potential of the WordPress and give you the maximum value for your money. Our language expert developers maintain the security of the website with HTML, XML and XHTML documentation as well as a cascading style sheet.

Hassle-Free Installation: Using WordPress is easy for a small blogger. However, if you are a business owner and want to use WordPress for the e-Commerce purpose, you need a developer that can help you with customized WordPress installation with all the needy and requires Plug-ins.

Customized Template: WordPress comes with the pre-loaded templates, but your business needs extra. You cannot compromise with what is available only. Our web designers are innovative, smart and full of modern ideas. We do a striking template design for your WordPress website that speaks your brand value and attracts viewers frequently to the website.

Why are we more worthy than our competitors?

• We value your and our time and strictly adhere to the deadline.
• We are easy to communicate and available whole day.
•  We provide customized services.
• Your business is worth to us because our reputation is attached with it and we maintain our good reputation at any cost.
• We are not hesitant to give suggestions and always ready for the innovation and new challenges.
• We believe in sharing the load. While we give you the load to count your growing money, we take the load for every other WordPress related business problem.
• We leverage on the efforts and on cost.
• We have a habit of performing excellence every time.
• We develop the Wordpress website and provide great wordsmiths for your business to knit the words of the web and mesmerize your potential as well as loyal customers.
• We have a complete command over WordPress Tools and we are adamant to optimize efficiency for your business.
• We offer a flexible website that you can easily handle and use as per your own ease.

We work for your comfort zone and at your convenience. We follow the customer-centric approach and maximize pool integration.

If you want a complete analysis of the WordPress Website, and an undisturbed sleep, hire us and we ensure your minimal capital investment and maximum result with our impressive WordPress Website Development.

Hire a Dedicated WordPress Website Developer

We provide a unique WordPress solution for the CMS based website development. 

Are you a new startup? Have you started your website through WordPress? Is your website not getting the desired viewers? Are you confused about the various technicalities of the Wordpress? Are you an established business? Is your business growth decreases because of the immature functioning of the WordPress?

Just keep all your worries aside and leave your entire WordPress burden on us.

We are a dedicated WordPress Website Developer with arrays of working experiences. We are pro at

• WordPress Website Development
• Customized Problem solving of WordPress
• WordPress plugins and Design
• UI design
• Graphic Designing on WordPress
• Content creation based on WordPress Criteria
• Custom Application Designing
• Website Migration
• Theme Integration
• Expert Open Source Development
•  E-Commerce Development based on WordPress
•  A detailed analysis of the Wordpress Project
•  An innovative customized design
•  WordPress Module Installation
•  PSD to WordPress Conversion
• ·WordPress CMS development

Our Worth to Your Business:

We accept the truth that we are not the only company to do WordPress Web development. Nevertheless, we are the unique in terms of our ideas, innovation, approach, and understanding. We love challenging assignments and know well how to perform in the complete adherence. We bring the preeminent amalgam of quality, novelty, and affordability maintaining the client’s guidelines and parameter.

Hire us because:

• You want a catchy and engaging WordPress Website: We deliver what you demand. However, we deliver what you have imagined too, and thought impossible for your WordPress Website. Let us know your dream design or let us guide you in developing a brilliant WordPress design for you at your convenient hours.
• You want a proven technical support 24*7: We are ready to assist you at any hour of the day. For any technical glitch, call us and get the prompt response. We adhered perfection and promise not less than that.
• You want a comprehensive customer-centric approach: We know and approve client’s demand of uniqueness. Every enterprise is different and has distinctive USP. At …………….our proficient technical assistants are ready to serve every idea of the client with comprehensive and exclusive customer-centric approach.
• You want regular updating and timely reporting: A prompt client is a key to the successful WordPress website. If you are prompt, we are ready. If you are lazy, we are still ready. Our WordPress experts work assiduously and keep an eagle eye on the new updates of WordPress as well as the new online marketing trends. We keep on updating and reporting the same to you at regular interval.
• You want a plug-in specialist to assist you at every step: Plugins are the soul of the WordPress Website. We know exactly how to customize and use plug-ins as per your business requirements. Our specialist assists you at every step and opens for the communication every time to bring 100% client satisfaction.
• You want wordsmiths to create and develop beguiling contents: We provide every kind of WordPress Technical assistance along with content generating with trendy keywords. Our team of wordsmiths can handle any project you name it and help your business with their infographic powerful contents.
• You want a custom template designing: So, what retain and inspire the visitors to visit again to the WordPress Website apart from a good and keyword enriched content? It is the state-of-the-art and exceptional template design. Our pro Wordpress template designers are smart, artistic and quicker to design a custom template perfect for your Website.

 Other benefits when you associate with us:

Ø  Highest Quality Assurance

Ø  Specialized Support Every Time

Ø  Nominal Charges and Easy Maintenance Cost

Ø  Proven Methodology and Regular Updating

Ø  Easy Hiring Process

Ø  Impeccable Communication Model

Ø  Shield Against Spammers

Ø  Hassle Free Installation

Ø  Instinctual Working Interface

Ø  W3C Compliant Structure

If you want a visual and appealing content management and a powerful publishing platform, hire us and get the pro services of our endowed WordPress developers as per your convenience. We provide full time, part time or customized services with sturdy features and benefits. Our team is precise and skillful at web technologies languages.

WE PROVIDE THE EXCELLENCE AT YOUR CONVIENCE

Online Digital Marketing Consultant

We create business growth pacers with our expert consultancy

Passive marketing is the new guarantee of a successful venture. If you are an established company or a starter company, digital marketing is the need of the time. We are a certified Online Digital marketing Consultant that helps you secure more customers.

What we do?

• Industry Analysis
• Target Segmentation and Analysis
• Competitive Analysis
• Market Positioning
• Online Media Plan
• SEO Planning
• Editing and User engagement visibility
• Online PR and Revenue Plan

Industry Analysis:

We read and research about the opportunity and threats of the industry. We analyze your position in the industry segment and your target area. We develop a module to enhance the rate of lead generation and scale up the position from the previous place. No business is successful without the SWOT Analysis. Our expert Industry Analyst does a vast SWOT analysis and comes with the most optimal and innovative solution for your business.

Target Segmentation and Analysis:

The online market is immense and segmented. Target segmentation ensures the involvement of the right customers and enhanced business. The complex web of the worldwide customer is the new key to online business. However, reaching to the valuable customers out of the online mass is like finding a pearl in the large ocean.  Our pro target analysis and segmentation module ensure your reach to the righteous customers without wasting the precious time and money.

Competitive Analysis:

So, what do you say? Do you have any idea about the reason of your competitor running ahead of you? Do not worry and leave it to us. We know how to enhance your business pace. Leave behind your competitors far behind through our competitive analysis tool. We study your business strategy as well as your competitor’s strategy and pinpoint the mistakes that you have done. We research and get a productive method by setting a benchmark for you. We help you to take each step and provide you wings to fly high.

Market Positioning:

We are a pro to influence consumer’s perception through our brilliant methodology. Try us to imprint an advantageous and unique positioning of your brand in every customer’s mind. We know how to increase your business rank and gear up the sales volume where your competitors were ruling until now. If you want to change the game of the business, let us crown you the new champion.

Online Media Plan:

Are you anxious about your online strategy and looking for an expert to evaluate the online media plan? You are at the right place. If you want to increase your online media visibility, yes, you are at the right place. We know exactly how to help you. Get our proficient online media planning help and ensure your brand visibility at the right place and among the right audience.

SEO Planning:

Do you want to reach the first page of the search engine? Is your business suffering because of fewer visitors and low turning off the potential customers? Our SEO Planning expert team is equipped with the latest SEO tools and vast experience and ability to take your business higher in a no time.

Editing and User engagement visibility:

User engagement, active monitoring, and passive traffic is a significant part of digital marketing. We know exactly how to build up strong contents and enhance the user visibility. Our team of experts creates a regular dialogue with the visitors and maintains their interest in the website through regular editing of the website as per the need and demand.

Online PR and Revenue Plan:

A perfect revenue plan is a sure path to generating profit. Online PR has now the strongest medium to attract the right kind of viewers to the website. We are a pro to both of them. Our content generating team is prompt, smart and the real wordsmith. They know how to knit the web of words to create the strongest PR and spread the positive news about the website.

We create a factual business model to identify the every revenue source for our organizations. We provide a framework that pursues the offering value, the key pricing and the search for the potential customers.

We continuously are building a strong bridge between the business and the customers. 

Birthday wishes for your son

For young son

 1. Happy birthday, my dear. It has been a few years since you came into my life and brightened everything, but it seems like time flies when you are with someone as amazing as you. I hope you continue to illuminate my life with your radiant smile forever. Enjoy your day.

2. I always knew children were special, but it was you who taught me exactly how precious they are. You have been my joy, my hope, and my strength all this time. I only wish you continue to be so. Happy birthday, my prince.

3. Ever since you arrived in my life, I wanted to make you like me. But as the years have passed, I have realized my stupidity. You are meant to be someone so much better. Happy birthday to the greatest son in the world.

4. Today, you have turned from a curious kid to a mischievous boy. Tomorrow, you might become a great man. But for us, you will always be our little son. Wishing you a very happy birthday.

5. I still remember the day I took you in my arms for the first time. Today, your world has expanded much beyond my embrace. The world outside is huge and not pleasant all the times. At times like this, do not despair, for your dad will be right beside you. Happy birthday, son.

For adult son

1. All these years, I saw you from a kid curious about the world to a boy confused by with and finally into a man who is strong enough to face any struggle. You will surely face many more obstacles in life, but I have complete faith in you. Happy birthday, son.

2. Every time I saw you, I saw a bit of myself looking back at me. But your destination was never me, I realize this now; you were meant to be better than I ever was. Here is a proud father, wishing his son a very happy birthday.

3. Every parent thinks their child is the best, and so did we. But over the years, you gave us more than enough reasons to be proud of you. And like every parent, we can only wish for you all the happiness that exists in this world.Happy birthday, my dear.

4. You are almost ready to face the world all on your own. As parents, we tried our best to prepare you for this moment, but we are humans and imperfect. What we do have is the faith that we have on you. You have been a great son, and you will also be a great person- someone capable of facing every hardship life has to offer. Wish you a prosperous future ahead. Happy birthday.

5. Sometimes, words fail to express feelings, so gestures come to the rescue. From this day forth, you will no longer find us questioning you about your decisions or meddling in your affairs. From this day onwards, we begin to live life with the satisfaction that we have a great son who will never disappoint us. Happy birthday, my dear.

Funny

 1. Every year, you are becoming more handsome, smarter and more awesome. It almost looks like you are trying to become like me! Well, hope your wishes come true.Happy birthday, my lovely son.

2. Every year, I notice you growing taller and taller. At least in some aspect, you are "growing up". *sigh* Well, I am happy nonetheless. Happy birthday, son.

3. You know who was a luckier father than me? Well, my father. But I am lucky enough too, so thank you. Happy birthday, dear son. May the force be with you.

4. You have been a great son to us so far. But you know, there is still some room for improvement. So try, will you? If not, it is fine too; we are great at adjusting. Happy birthday, son. Live long and prosper.

5. My life was going great without having to change your diapers and waking up at midnight to put you to sleep. But, it is not that bad now, either. Especially since you have learned to poop yourself. So, all is well. Happy birthday, my lad.

6. Remember the times when you used to try to hide your browser history, or the texts from your “female” friends, or the secret night outs by climbing out of the gate? Well, I knew all about them. So here is the coolest dad in the world, wishing you a very happy birthday.

Encouraging

1. Life is hard for everyone, and sometimes too unfair. But the true strength comes from within, and is alone sufficient to battle all hardships. That is all you old man can tell you on your special day. Wishing you a very happy birthday, my lad.

2. You were a good son from the very start, and have been better with every passing day. But today, on your birthday, I do not ask you to be any better as a son as you are now. I only ask you to be a great human being, and I know you will be. Happy birthday, son.

3. I have seen you at your best and I have seen you at your worst. If I take the average, you are already a better person than I ever was. But you can be much, much better. As a parent, this is all I could ever hope for. Happy birthday, son.

4. There have been a lot of lessons I gave you over the years. On your special day today, I would like to give you the most important one: I am not perfect, neither is anyone else. So if you want to believe anyone, only believe in yourself. Happy birthday, my son.

5. There will come a point in your life where you would seem confused about the future. Trust me, my child, that we will always be there beside you, in good times or bad. Especially in your bad.Happy birthday.

Birthday wishes for your daughter

For little girl

 1. You probably don't know this, but today is your birthday. It is the day you came into our lives and made everything so much better. Happy birthday, my lovely daughter. May you maintain that magnificent smile of yours forever.

2.  It is another year since you arrived in my life and made it brighter than the sun. I cannot thank you enough for being the best thing that has ever happened to me. Hope you get all the happiness this worked has to offer. Happy birthday, my princess.

3. You are more beautiful than the most exquisite flower and gentler than the first dew of morning. You have been the lifeline ever since you came into my life. I can only wish you remain this innocent forever. Wishing you a very happy birthday, my darling.

For young girl

1. This birthday marks the beginning of your teen life. It will be confusing, difficult and weird. But I know you will enjoy it and make the most out it, smart as you are. Hope you have wonderful years ahead. Happy birthday, princess.

2. It seems like only yesterday that you were a bald, beautiful creature that had just arrived into our lives. Now, you have transformed into a beautiful girl who spreads joy in her wake. I wish this transformation only keeps getting better. Happy birthday, honey.

3. I always wished for a daughter, someone who could brighten up my dull life like nothing else could. You have been better than my wildest imaginations. On your special day, all I can offer you is my gratitude for being such an amazing daughter. Happy birthday, sweetheart.

For adult girl

1. I saw you transforming from a little infant to a beautiful girl, and finally into a wonderful woman. It seems like wine, you only keep getting better with time. As your parent, I am as proud of you as someone can ever be of anyone. Happy birthday, princess.

2. When the world doubted your capabilities because you are a woman, you worked twice as hard to prove them wrong.  I think you achieved that stubbornness from me, and I could not be more proud. Happy birthday, my wonderful daughter.

3. It seems like only yesterday when you were a crying baby, screaming her lungs out. Today, you have turned into an amazing woman who does not need her daddy anymore for the decisions in her life. But your daddy will always be there for you, whether you want it or not. Happy birthday, my wonderful girl.

Funny wishes

1. You know how much you have changed over the years? You will if you check my Facebook profile (where I have posted all of your embarrassing childhood pictures). That is my amazing birthday gift to you, dear daughter. Happy birthday!

2. Don't pay heed to the world if they call you ugly and stupid. They are right but don't pay heed to them. We love you nevertheless. Happy birthday, sweetheart.

3. Happy birthday, my love. Oh, and I know about your plans for booze party. Sadly, those plans are canceled, effective immediately. Happy birthday once again, sweet pea.

For little girl

1. The first time you said "daddy", the first time you stood on your little feet and the first time you smiled at me; it was a joy like Jo other that exists in this world. Thank you for all of this. Happy birthday, sweetheart.

2. You might be wondering, what everyone is so excited about today? Well, today is the day when an angel came from the sky and gifted you to us. So, we are celebrating that lucky day. Happy birthday to the best daughter in the world.

3. You don't understand what's so special about today, so don't worry. Just enjoy the unwanted attention and the desired gifts, while everyone treats you like the princess you are. Happy birthday, baby.

For young girl

1. Forgive me, for I am a little sad today. From this day onwards, you are no longer the little girl whom I could keep safe in my small world. The real world is big and not so beautiful. But you are strong, and I have complete faith in you. Happy birthday, my daughter.

2. So today is another year in your life when you grow older and more mature. Perhaps you might be confused too, or feel lost sometimes. But I will always be there for you, I promise. Happy birthday, princess.

For adult girl

1. You have been to me what neither a son nor any other daughter could have been; you were simply special and unique. On your special day, I wish that you keep getting more magnificent each day. Happy birthday!

2. You have been what any parent could dream of - a strong, confident child and a marvelous human being. There is nothing more I could wish for you, except eternal happiness. Happy birthday, my darling.

3.There were times when I thought you are not strong enough to face the hardships of the world, that you might fall short of the challenges life offer. Forgive me now, cos you always proved me wrong. Thank you for being so wonderful and amazing. Happy birthday, lovely daughter.

Funny wishes

1. Seeing you so beautiful and confident today almost reminds of the time when you were a bald creature with a running nose and bad digestion. But, let bygones be bygones. You have a better nose (but sadly, sad stomach)  today, so it's an improvement. Happy birthday, dear daughter.

2. You know what is the best part about having you as a daughter? I don't have to spend money on costume on Halloween!! Okay, just kidding (or not!). Happy birthday, my dear. Have a great day ahead.

3. Remember how I always used to joke about you being adopted? It turns out, my jokes tend to get real. But not this one, so don't panic! Forgive my bad humor (now I know what you inherited from me), and enjoy your day. Happy birthday, sweetheart. 

Funny Birthday Wishes

For sister

Do you know the similarity between you and a cow? Well, just the face. Happy birthday, dear sister. May you moo till the end of times.

I thought of doing some charity today, and you are the nearest mentally-ill person I could find. So happy birthday, sweet sister. Now keep smiling like you are doing right now.

You are a very gifted person; in a race of two people, you would always be the first runner up. So, a very happy birthday to you, sis. May your talents keep shining like this always.

I have always said you were ‘special’ because the term ‘retards’ is politically incorrect. But anyway, I love the way you are. Happy birthday, little sister.

For brother

This is one of the few days when you can come out of the jungle and act like humans. To celebrate that, wish you a very happy birthday.

I am happy for you today, even though you are adopted and were found in a bin. Wish you a very happy and prosperous birthday, bro.

A wise man said, “we hurt only those who we love”. This is probably why I beat you all the times. Happy birthday, brother. May your bones heal soon.

It really doesn’t matter that you are ugly, stupid and useless. For me, you will always be family. Happy birthday, brother.

For my husband

My dear husband, science says that women live longer than men. Since you have lesser birthdays than me, I hope to make each one of them special. Happy birthday, darling.

Despite the numerous times, you forgot to wish me on my birthday, I have a kind heart and pure soul. So being gracious enough, I wish you a very happy birthday. May God bless you with a better memory.

During our marriage, you promised that we will share everything with me. So I bought you an expensive makeup kit, which you can later share with me. Happy birthday, my love.

You have always been the best husband ever. Apart from the fact, you are ungrateful, careless, lazy, pompous, dim-witted and too short. Apart from that, you are just perfect. Happy birthday, honey.

For my wife

So, today is the day you get one more year older. Shouldn't it be the right time to finally tell me your exact age? Anyway, happy birthday, my love. May you remain this beautiful forever.

You keep getting more beautiful with each year passing. For this, I have to give my gratitude to your beautician. Happy birthday, darling. May the cosmetics be with you.

Wishing a very happy birthday to the women who taught me to say "sorry" without any apparent reason. Stay the way you are (or maybe, be a little less like a Ninja Turtle, if possible).

Today is your special day. I do not want to ruin it by telling you that your food is overcooked and lacks taste, or that you create more mess than I did when I was 5 years old. So, I would simply like to tell you that you are an amazing wife. Happy birthday, my love.

For my mom

Hey, mother. Even though I have always criticized your food, the shit that they serve as the mess made me realize that your hand was pure gold. May you live forever and continue to make that delicious food for me. Happy birthday.

Every time you threw a sandal/slipper at me, it only helped to keep me in line and make me a better human being. For that alone, I will be forever grateful to you.Happy birthday, ma. May you live a long, long life.

I used to think that mothers are the jailors for who have yet not had the chance to visit the jail. Now that I am an adult and have to wash my own clothes, I realize that mothers are simply the gifts for those who are too incapable to take care of themselves. Wishing you a very happy birthday, mom.

Remember the time when I used to wish that you get swapped by my best friend’s mom? Well, not saying that his mom is any less, but I have grown rather fond of you, so stay where you are. Happy birthday, mother. I wish you all the happiness in the world.

For my dad

Happy birthday, dad. I simply can’t believe that it has been only 30 years since you were 18! May you look this young forever.

Have you heard of the phrase “Wiser with age”? Because I really doubt that you have (just kidding, don’t slap me). Happy birthday, dear father. May you continue to be this awesome forever.

I wish you keep smiling and showing your teeth like this forever (or as long as you actually have teeth). Wishing you a very happy birthday, dad.

Just FYI, my gift to you would be the hell lot of candles I had to buy to match your age. Apart from that, wish you a very happy and prosperous birthday, daddy.

For boyfriend

Hey honey. I know your birthday is almost over, but this is what you get for forgetting my birthday. I guess you have learned your lesson now. Happy birthday, my love.

Remember how you told me that you want a Rolex watch as your birthday present? Well, I realized that it was stupid, so you are getting nothing. Wish you a very happy birthday, baby.

It is wonderful how you look younger with every year passing. Soon, I might go to jail for dating a teenager. Happy birthday, sweetheart. May you stay young in your heart.

For my girlfriend

Remember the time I said birthdays are for kids? Well, Happy birthday my love. Hope you continue to spread that glorious smile of yours to everyone around you, even if that seriously tires your jaw.

Happy birthday, baby. And I seriously believe that you should tell me your age, because every time I try to guess it, my calculations land you under 18 and me under arrest. Apart from that, enjoy your special day.

There are not nearly enough times when I have told you how beautiful, caring and amazing you are. Do not listen to the people who say I am a compulsive liar, they are just jealous that I have you. Happy birthday, baby.